Its named after the book 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter: And other tips from a beleaguered father (not that any of them work) by W. Bruce Cameron.
FWIW, the rules are:
1: Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them after.
2: You make her cry, I make you cry.
3: Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your
health.
4: Bring her home late, there's no next date.
5: Only delivery men honk. Dates ring the doorbell. Once.
6: No complaining while you're waiting for her. If you're bored,
change my oil.
7: If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my
staple gun.
8: Dates must be in crowded public place. You want romance? Read a
book
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